Snowflake Children
Battlefield Notes
American Religious Civil War (ARCW)
In a fairly recent and most creative abdication of reason, certain fundangelicals have started encouraging "adoption" of frozen embryos. Yeah, no kidding.
Just think of the possibilities. Validation of fetal personhood. Birth without sex. The greatest thing to happen for the fundangelical world view since AIDS.
Know what they call these icy units? They call them "Snowflake Children" that's what. You can prove this to your satisfaction by creative use of Google.
Here is an Edwinian contribution to this effort.
The following can be sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot."
I'm a Little Snowflake Child
I 'm a little sinless snowflake child
A godly girl can have me without being wild;
Please be my mommy and make me smile
Virgin birth a darling little snowflake child.
Edwin Kagin
American Religious Civil War (ARCW)
In a fairly recent and most creative abdication of reason, certain fundangelicals have started encouraging "adoption" of frozen embryos. Yeah, no kidding.
Just think of the possibilities. Validation of fetal personhood. Birth without sex. The greatest thing to happen for the fundangelical world view since AIDS.
Know what they call these icy units? They call them "Snowflake Children" that's what. You can prove this to your satisfaction by creative use of Google.
Here is an Edwinian contribution to this effort.
The following can be sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot."
I'm a Little Snowflake Child
I 'm a little sinless snowflake child
A godly girl can have me without being wild;
Please be my mommy and make me smile
Virgin birth a darling little snowflake child.
Edwin Kagin
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